The Community of North Panserbjorn is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Great Polar with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.724 billion Panserbjornes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svalbard City. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Panserbjornian economy, worth 411 trillion Pansers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,509 Pansers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Panserbjorn's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Panserbjorn is ranked 287,744^th in the world and 10,794^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.